Sunday, October 29, 2006
MIA? Gone for a Tosca? Drowning not saluting? Whittlin' on the porch? Pushing up daisies?
Has anyone seen this cove doing or saying anything lately?
This cove, the very, very model of a modern Major-General Governor-General what gets an annual salary of $365 000*, enjoys free board, has servants coming out of his ears and has a gold-plated travelcard on high rotation.
Get up out of the Yarralumla trench you slacker! We're heartily sick of covering your lazy arse for less than a florin a day, a dripping sanger and a free dink to school fete openings.
* The amount of annual allowance payable does not depend upon length of tenure. A retiring Governor-General becomes eligible for the same allowance whether they serve one week or five years at Government House. The manner in which a Governor-General leaves office does not affect the allowance in any way. Upon the death of a retired Governor-General, their spouse receives five-eights of the allowance payable, reduced by any other pension received.
Beulah, peel me that trough. My snout is hot to trot, ready for some of that there sweet lazy dippin'.
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